Language is a funny thing.
Just check out these warnings found on products. Is it just because we, as humans, are generally stupid? Or is it fear of litigation? Or maybe something got lost in the translation from the place where things were made to the place where things are sold.
In any event, have a laugh on me and the folks over at Crazy Warnings.
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
And:
Furniture Wipes
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Lawnmower
Warning: When Motor Is Running – The Blade Is Turning
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not open here.
Oh, there is plenty more at the Crazy Warnings site, too.
Peace (in instructions),
Kevin
You find the wildest things. Always good to offer a bit of the absurdity. especially on a rainy day.
Bonnie
Those are hilarious! Thanks for the giggles. 😛