Language is a funny thing.
Just check out these warnings found on products. Is it just because we, as humans, are generally stupid? Or is it fear of litigation? Or maybe something got lost in the translation from the place where things were made to the place where things are sold.
In any event, have a laugh on me and the folks over at Crazy Warnings.
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Warning: When Motor Is Running – The Blade Is Turning
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not open here.
Oh, there is plenty more at the Crazy Warnings site, too.
Peace (in instructions),